## Welcome to Hammerhead BATS, where we sell $85 bats for $69.

### Maple Bats - ONLY $69 / Ash Bats - ONLY $65

I'm Ira Carlson, the founder of Hammerhead Bats Inc., and the creator of Boner Bats. Boner Bats was the real idea, but I didn't want to make everyone write "Boner" on their checks, so the natural result was Hammerhead Bats, Inc. I hope that makes some of you feel better; and for everyone else: every bat and T-shirt will say "Boner" on it somewhere, I promise!